Definitions by FunBags

winnet 

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

winnet by FunBags September 6, 2005

dolzop 

Descriptive name for the dull thudding sound that a joke makes when it hits the forehead of an engineer or scientist.

I told that poindexter a killer joke and all I could hear was a dolzop and crickets... dude was dead at the wheel!

dolzop by FunBags August 31, 2005

ribwinkle 

Descriptive word for the short sucking sound that your penis makes when it detatches from your scrotum when you get a lecture fat.

I knew I was in trouble when I heard a ribwinkle two minutes before the end of my biology lecture. Running through the college with a pants tent to your next lecture is a real drag.

ribwinkle by FunBags August 31, 2005

Boggabri 

Small white crust that forms in the corners of old peoples lips.

Grandma had a Boggabri a minute ago.... but appears to have lost it somewhere over the custard she just brought to the table.

Boggabri by FunBags August 31, 2005