1 definition by FuckUWhoeverAlreadyPickedGoat
A complete Bitch but nevertheless the life of every party and always the one to pass out first. Although her butt and boobs are nonexistent she is for some strange reason considered hot by very few and beautiful by very many (For some strange reason) Extremely insecure, but never too shy to give you her heart. Extremely emotional.caring and probably gonna be a good mother.
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Person 1: Have u seen Abbi today?
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
by FuckUWhoeverAlreadyPickedGoat December 15, 2018