49 definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy
Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.
Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing
Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing
Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
by Four Loko Frat Guy June 17, 2023
An inexpensive, single-serving premixed ready-to-drink cocktail made of low-quality liquor, fruit juice, sugar, flavorings, and artificial colors. These drinks are notorious for causing extreme hangovers.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022
The process of staying home and doing nothing. Most people that enjoy staying in are highly introverted and dislike socializing and going out.
Hailey: Wanna come to girl's night with us at the club?
Emma: No thanks, I'm staying in tonight.
Hailey: Wow, okay. Enjoy your lonely weekend
Emma: No thanks, I'm staying in tonight.
Hailey: Wow, okay. Enjoy your lonely weekend
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
A beverage with around 40% alcohol made from lemon extract. It has a strong and unpleasant lemon flavor so it is usually mixed with lemonade or other sweet and sour drinks to make a 10-15% ABV cocktail.
Lemon liquor starts with a 16 oz bottle of lemon extract, which is mixed 50/50 with water. A yellow oil layer floats on top which is removed with a dropper. The remaining liquid is filtered through a Zerowater, Pur or Clear Genius water filter (with a brand-new cartridge) until it comes out clear.
Lemon liquor costs a little more than cheap vodka and tastes far worse, so it is generally only made by alcoholics and friendless underage drinkers.
Lemon liquor starts with a 16 oz bottle of lemon extract, which is mixed 50/50 with water. A yellow oil layer floats on top which is removed with a dropper. The remaining liquid is filtered through a Zerowater, Pur or Clear Genius water filter (with a brand-new cartridge) until it comes out clear.
Lemon liquor costs a little more than cheap vodka and tastes far worse, so it is generally only made by alcoholics and friendless underage drinkers.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022
Something that is relatively new but low quality and is falling apart. Derived from recent Volvos (starting around 2012) that had low quality interior parts that would peel and fall apart, especially the soft-touch black plastic which would peel after just a couple years. This term can be used to describe anything that is in poor condition, not just a car.
Wow, this desk from ikea sure is junk, it's doing the Volvo peel already and it's just a few years old.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 19, 2023
A house in a suburban subdivision consisting of endless rows of nearly identical houses. McHouses are usually poorly built and have numerous issues including cheap vinyl siding, low-quality plumbing fixtures, low-effort landscaping, and sloppy construction work.
Steve: We're going to have to repipe your house.
David: But my house is so new! It was only built in 2005!
Steve: It's a McHouse and the original builders used low-quality materials.
David: Looks like the realtor screwed me over.
David: But my house is so new! It was only built in 2005!
Steve: It's a McHouse and the original builders used low-quality materials.
David: Looks like the realtor screwed me over.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022