Definitions by Forgis McFludge

show mow 

To mow your front lawn only, for the sake outward appearance, rather than do the whole thing

Wife: The lawn is looking pretty bad out there
Husband: I'm busy, I'll just do a quick show mow

show mow by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006

Putt Wee 

A word used to fill space in a sentence, or a silence
no exact definition, but it is fun as hell to say
just say out loud once, you'll be hooked

person 1: Yesterday I ate a delicious melon...
person 2: Putt Wee!
person 1: That comment added nothing to the conversation, but it sounded funny...

Putt Wee by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006

Snoob 

A "noob" or "n00b" (if your an ass-fuck), at the common computer mini-game "Snood", it can be some one who sucks ass at the game, or someone who doesn't play, either way you're a snoob, and therefore suck at life

EX1:

person 1: Dude, i just got a 300 in Snood!!
person 2: wow, you Snoob, i got 7000, because i'm awesome

EX2:

Person1: Do you play snood? Its so badass
Person 2: WTF is "snood"
Person 1: SSSSNNNNNOOOOOBBBBB!!!

Snoob by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006

Caliente Pocket 

Caliente Pocket is "Hot Pocket" in spanish
Made popular by awesome people namely me
An exclamation mainly used on roller coasters

caliente pockets are filled with nasty meat

Caliente Pocket by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006

Grook 

An alternate name for the word "school", all schools would be called "grooks" if there was no loam in the world

Person 1: Are you going to grook today?

Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes

Person 1: Lolz

Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser

Grook by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006