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An alternate name for the word "school", all schools would be called "grooks" if there was no loam in the world
Person 1: Are you going to grook today?

Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes

Person 1: Lolz

Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser
Grook by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006
Related Words
Grook • Grookey • Grookie • grooky • Grooken • grooker • grooking • grookl • gook • Glook
I am a grook
Grook by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020
An artificial intelligence built by Elon Musk. It is said to be "humorous" and enjoys satire.
www.grook.ai
Wow Elon wasn't kidding when he said Grook has a Jekyll and Hyde attitude!
Grook by grok.x.ai November 4, 2023

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
person: “hey you look nice today”

other person: “glook bro”
glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018

to groke 

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food
My cat used to groke at my every meal.
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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