6 definitions by ForgetMeKnot!
Defvacation When the only way to 'get away from it all' is to go to the smallest room in your house and spend some quality time evacuating your bowels. It is an inexpensive alternative to those costly vacations which put you in those long lines at airports, or have your bones rattled on a bumpy ride through Bora Bora. And you don't even need a passport! Enjoy the immense relief as you emerge refreshed to tackle the kids in a loving embrace once again. After you wash your hands, of course.
She escaped to her haven, the bathroom, oh, I need a defvacation I'm so stressed out by all the demands on my time and energy. Oh, where is that heavenly abode where I can defvacate in peace and contentment.
by ForgetMeKnot! July 5, 2019
An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.
My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.
by ForgetMeKnot! November 6, 2022
A weather system, either a hurricane or tropical storm, which follows the path in the mind of the president at any given moment and is, as such, extremely unpredictable as to where it is going. This storm follows a path of destruction through areas of the president's brain which has been aggravated by questions which challenge his grasp on reality and his competence, and are therefore a direct offence to his sense of direction, and so of the hurricane's path.
She unleashed a Trumpical storm in her family when she went three days without sleep and Twittered herself into Making America Great Again by raining on a democratic parade.
by ForgetMeKnot! September 10, 2019
A person who tells lies (spins the truth) like the fictional character Pinocchio, whose nose grows when he tells a lie.
T. Rump is such a Spinoccio; he makes your head spin with his lies which his Trumpsheep take as gospel as if it were the Ten Commandmends carried down the mountain.
by ForgetMeKnot! October 28, 2019
A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 28, 2019
This is what your autobiography ought to have been but isn't, wasn't, but might have been, if you had had more ambition, had been more interesting, insightful and, er, smart, and hadn't been so hypnotized by your smartphone, Vudu, Hoku, Playmation, claymation, popcorn and beer, the Ponies, cheap likker, and all the other distractions Corporate America wants you to spend your money on.
Oughtobiography The octogenarian sitting on a pin in the Florida panhandle, said:"I coulda been a contenda!" as he spitballed the words across the room of the Shady Acres Nursing Home, "But instead I'm writing my oughtabiography on paper napkins for "ErrWhats?" and "WaddaYaSays?".
by ForgetMeKnot! July 11, 2019