When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.
girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...
The most fabulously fruity substance in the whole fucking world, endorsed by Barak Obama, he says that Fanta is 'sqeezed by god himself into the holy fountains of the fanta factory'. However it is argued to be the 'Piss of Satan' by celebrities such as Ashlee Simpson and Toby Maguire. But who cares cause they're dumb fucks who have no relevance to society and need to die.
Fants is arguably the best liquid substance known to man, tastier than Dr Pepper and more addictive than Crystal Meth.
(Man stranded in Sahara desert)
Shit i'm so dehydrated, fuck me is that an oasis?! Oh my - ... oh its only water. I can survive without it, i'd rather have some Fanta.
A fuck buddy
dave: out with the wife tonight dude?
alan: no i'm ragging my concubine
The Mill Pond was once a mote surrounding Pembroke Castle, Pembroke. If the Mill Pond had eyes it would most definitely have some stories to tell. Mostly of the residents of Pembroke and their inability to keep their sexual encounters behind closed doors. Monktoners are also known for being caught dogging in the Mill Pond alleyways and public toilets after a raging night in Pembroke's very own nightclub 'paddles'. The Mill Pond is also the main habitat in Pembroke for Swans, Ducks and Seagulls. If a Swan is seen on the Mill Bridge, it is advised to swiftly pick it up and chuck it back into the dirty, brown, milky waters where it could potentially drown from being caught on an underwater somefield trolly placed there by the artistic people of Pembroke and Monkton.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.
Dude, wanna go to the mill pond after paddles and eat our Mr Wongs chinese?
Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.
Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?
A fatal flaw your average parent posses.
parent: I smoked marijuana by the bulk when i was 14, but you son unfortunately can't
son: why not? you did it.
parent: because i said so, now go study or you'll end up disappointing me with your bad grades.
son: why? you disappointed your parents and dropped out of school. thats total hypocrisy!
parent: just do it! now I'm going spark one up on the balcony, remember drugs and smoking are bad!
1. An expensive high street shop where Kate Moss has her own stupid fashion range
2. A scene shop for Emo's to shop when they go through their 'i love pretty flowers, hello kitty and ice cream' stage and when they want to be more 'different' than they already claim to be. Aside from that topshop sell some very pretty clothes for 'Normal' people who genuinely are interested in fashion.
1. 'Wanna go to Topshop today?'
'FUCK no, i don't wanna spend ££'s on stupid wemo clothes designed by Kate Moss!'
2. 'I love topshop'
'They sell pretty flowery things which i could wear and pass off for being my own unique style'
'Fuck off, wemo'