ok bieber

A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.

"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."

"Ok Bieber."

"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."

by flashwildecard April 11, 2020

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.

So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct

by flashwildecard May 10, 2015

Polanski'd

To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.

From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.

"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."

"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."

"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."

by flashwildecard February 02, 2014

TS; CNR

Too Small; Could Not Read

Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.

"This guy just sent me a copy of a conversation but it appears to have been through a shrink ray. TS; CNR"

by flashwildecard September 12, 2014

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard May 13, 2011

I'll Pray For You

Phrase:

Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.

Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.

Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.

I'll pray for you.

* * * *

I'll pray for you.

Well fuck you too!

by flashwildecard November 28, 2010