Flashwildecard's definitions

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.

Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.

by flashwildecard December 17, 2012

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

Perv Shaming

Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.

1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"

by flashwildecard September 1, 2014

The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

by flashwildecard January 3, 2014

mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.

So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct

by flashwildecard May 11, 2015

bizarrobama

1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.

2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.

3. Donald Trump

1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.

2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"

by flashwildecard August 27, 2017