Flashwildecard's definitions

Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.

Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.

by flashwildecard December 17, 2012

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011

bizarrobama

1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.

2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.

3. Donald Trump

1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.

2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"

by flashwildecard August 27, 2017

Joss is Boss

Phrase: Coming from the filming of the movie Serenity. And meaning to cede control of a situation to a higher authority.

Hey man, Joss is Boss.

by flashwildecard July 15, 2010

Trekkie and/or Trekker

A fan of Star Trek (any incarnation) who has COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THE SHOW!

Instead focusing on the little nicpicky details, rather than the bigger issue of what unites people of different cultures/ethnicities etc.

Those guys are to busy arguing whether they're Trekkie and/or Trekker to realize they haven't been paying attention.

by flashwildecard October 12, 2005