Flashwildecard's definitions

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

ok bieber

A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.

"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."

"Ok Bieber."

"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."

by flashwildecard April 11, 2020

Micheal Cera

1. A Canadian actor who plays the exact same character over and over. Not a terrible actor, just lacking range.

2. Any actor with a limited range.

3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.

Hmm so I can see Micheal Cera play the same character for the tenth time...not really.

by flashwildecard July 15, 2010

misogynet

The corner of the Internet specifically concerned with hating women.

"I decided to post an article about modern feminism."
"I'm sure the misogynet will be all over that."

"There's no way Supergirl deserved a 6.5 on IMDB"
"Yeah, looks like the work of the misogynet."

by flashwildecard January 7, 2016

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014