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Ugly Baby

Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"

Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."

*both back away slowly*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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So-so Cal

Southern California.

It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.

Could be worse.
fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"

Figure.10: "damn"

fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"

Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
by Figure.10 July 10, 2009
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Sacramento

Sacramento is the capital, that's right the capital of California. It is a big city, with an amazing downtown area, a nice suburban area, a notorious ghetto area, and yes, beautiful farmland with livestock such as cows.

Sac-Town was cited by Time Magazine as the most integrated city in the United States. The 2005-2007 census shows the population of The City of Trees to be 53% White, 16.1% Black, and 19.3% Asian. In addition, 24.8% of the population were Latino or Hispanic of any race.

The 91sickness is not part of the bay area, as the weather gets much hotter here, but we do get fucking hyphy.
The American River runs through Sac, creating spots for fishing, swimming, and drunken college partying.

Sacramento's basketball team is the

Sacramento Kings,

who have had a long-standing showdown with the Los Angeles Lakers

Sac is a mayor center of art and music, with museums and great local bands often playing at downtown venues.

Sacramento was ranked 38th in a list of the most populated US cities.
Jim: "So where are you from?"

Figure.10: "Sacramento"

Jim:"Isn't that full of cows and gangsters?"

Figure.10: *laughs* "we're way cooler than that, dude!"
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
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It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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Gel Clings

Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.

A fun way to decorate your room.
I spent the change left over from clothes shopping on gel clings
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
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Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!
by Figure.10 July 8, 2009
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Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
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