Figure.10's definitions

Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.

Nor-Cal is hella better than So-Cal

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009

Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.

Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!

by Figure.10 July 8, 2009

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Rat Terrier

A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)

Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.

By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?

A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.

I love my Rat Terrier, Precious. She's kept me safe from evil mailmen for three years now! XD

by Figure.10 July 13, 2009

Gel Clings

Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.

A fun way to decorate your room.

I spent the change left over from clothes shopping on gel clings

by Figure.10 May 18, 2009

Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.

~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."

by Figure.10 May 26, 2009