Figure.10's definitions

&balls;

HTML code for balls.

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Ugly Baby

A poor little baby who is ugly as fuck.

Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"

Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."

*both back away slowly*

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

So-so Cal

Southern California.

It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.

Could be worse.

fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"

Figure.10: "damn"

fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"

Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."

by Figure.10 July 10, 2009

Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.

Nor-Cal is hella better than So-Cal

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009

Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.

Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!

by Figure.10 July 8, 2009

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009