“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)
by sitononequeen March 14, 2019
Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.
"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."
by Satandog March 29, 2006
Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.
"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."
by D4rkManX August 3, 2017