16 definitions by Fat Bastard

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

by Fat Bastard April 1, 2005

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 12, 2004

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

by Fat Bastard March 27, 2003

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

by Fat Bastard February 21, 2005