Definitions by Evil Tim

The Evil porkchop 

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

The Evil porkchop by Evil Tim May 1, 2006

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

fightin' words by Evil Tim June 18, 2004

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

Meyort by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

birds and the bees 

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

birds and the bees by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

poonis 

The feeling of pooing in peace

poonis by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

hork 

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth

Steve-O horked on a worm

hork by Evil Tim October 12, 2003

Totally spies 

3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!

And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!

Totally spies by Evil Tim October 1, 2003