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34 definitions by Evil Tim

 
29.
To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth
Steve-O horked on a worm
by Evil Tim October 12, 2003
 
30.
those that know the least know it the loudest
by Evil Tim August 15, 2003
 
31.
3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!
And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!
by Evil Tim October 01, 2003
 
32.
An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs
One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off
by Evil Tim August 09, 2003
 
33.
uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............
.......pre-nup
by Evil Tim August 05, 2003
 
34.
The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Evil Tim August 01, 2003