27 definitions by Erock
A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.
"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
by Erock March 13, 2004
by Erock November 13, 2004
1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle
by Erock March 23, 2004
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004