fairy blunt

Male sexual organ; penis.

Vicar McSwain enjoys smoking an occasional fairy blunt in the rectory parlor.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

Working on it

Phrasal verb used to denote various stages in the preparation, mastication, and digestion of food, along with the process of eliminating the waste products thereof.

1. Is dinner ready, or are you still working on it?
2. Can I take your plate, or are you still working on it?
3. Man, I'm still working on that tortilla three hours after I ate it.
4. Man, there was so much cheese in that quesadilla that I'm still working on crapping it all out.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006

Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.

Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 06, 2006

Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively

You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!

by Ernest Peabody September 08, 2008

preciosamomentophilia

Fixation on ceramic figurines, sometimes sexual in nature

Moe: I think she's kinda kinky--a real case of preciosamomentophilia.
Joe: Why?
Moe: She's got ceramic figurines all over, and some of them are in sexual posed!

by Ernest Peabody August 07, 2006

Jailhouse Pussy

The orifice between a mustache and a goatee.

Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006