Ellie's definitions

sketchball

a weird person

a guy was lurking behind a building by himself at 3 am. What a sketchball!

by Ellie September 26, 2003

basketball sex

the type of sex when the woman is over two feet shorter than the man, so, when in misionary position, the man's stomach smooshes the woman's face.

He had basketball sex with her last night.

by ellie March 9, 2005

coochie

The vagina of a woman.

Kristi's coochie smelled of ass because she didn't wash right.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

fairy

A male who acts feminine and is typically a homosexual but can also be heterosexual.

Peter, stealing my panties and wearing them is not cool, you're a fucking fairy.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.

Don't you adore the Postal Service?

by Ellie April 17, 2004

EMO KID

someone who listens to emo and wanders around aimlessly looking miserable. usually has black hair with a sweepy bit across the front regardless of gender. never smiles.

oh my god, what happened? you look as miserable as an emo kid

by ellie August 27, 2003

cocksucker

A name or label given to someone who is not cool.

Fred is such a cocksucker, every time he drinks he acts like a fool.

by Ellie November 14, 2002