Elite's definitions

nuclear weapon

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

by Elite December 2, 2003

althy

Word for hackers, and all "1337" people.

There was this one time, at band camp, AlthY glocked my eye 12 times.

by Elite June 11, 2006

RTS

A type of game that kicks the shit out of all TBS games. Lets see, how many good RTS's are there?

Command & Conquer(all of them)
Age Of Empires
Warcraft(all of them)
Starcraft

How many good TBS's?

Civilization(all of them)

Then theres always the hybrid game Rise of Nations, which is cool.

omg omg omg i r teh tbs fag and got pwned at starcraft cuz he uber rts guy!

by Elite November 22, 2003

hybrid

The Ultimate cross of the best gaming traits.

That Hybrid was unstopable during the entire game.

by Elite August 9, 2003

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

by Elite January 21, 2004

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005