Elite's definitions

conformist

What George Bush wasn't when he invaded Iraq in the last war.

I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!

by Elite November 20, 2003

RTS

A type of game that kicks the shit out of all TBS games. Lets see, how many good RTS's are there?

Command & Conquer(all of them)
Age Of Empires
Warcraft(all of them)
Starcraft

How many good TBS's?

Civilization(all of them)

Then theres always the hybrid game Rise of Nations, which is cool.

omg omg omg i r teh tbs fag and got pwned at starcraft cuz he uber rts guy!

by Elite November 22, 2003

Despot

"President" of New Guinea.

He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!

by Elite November 22, 2003

nuclear weapon

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

by Elite December 2, 2003

futurama

A show which is better then the last few Simpsons seasons, but isn't better then all the Simpsons seasons. Also, is slightly funnier then Family Guy.

Futurama is definitely one of the best sit-coms ever.

by Elite September 25, 2006

Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

by Elite December 2, 2003

rome

Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.

Rome, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(at least in the 8th century).

by Elite December 2, 2003