3 definitions by Ecua73

PS5

What most guys will sell their bodies for.

John: Dude I heard Nate sold his body to get the PS5
Mark: Can't really blame him.

by Ecua73 October 18, 2020

Suicide Prank Call

You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.

How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?

by Ecua73 December 1, 2019

Pedo

That old man Mr.Jenkins across the street.

Bobby: Hey Timmy! Want to come to my house after school?
Timmy: Hell no, that pedo Mr.Jenkins lives next to you. I’m not getting my butt touched today.

by Ecua73 October 30, 2019