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Tiny Johnson 

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson
Tiny Johnson by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Gamecock 

A condition related to poor personal hygiene where the the gamecock sufferer's cock exudes a really bad smell. Gamecock is typically limited to male gender for obvious reasons. Gamecock commonly results from either a prolonged lack of personal hygiene or from making poor choices typically related to excessive consumption of alcohol and subsequent activities. Once contracted, gamecock can persist for extended periods of time and requires more than just simple soap and hot water to cure the condition. While many remedies do exist, most are fairly extreme, causing the gamecock suffer to eventually resign and accept his fate. Oftentimes, the gamecock sufferer faces a life-long situation.
After hooking up Saturday night, Joe was taking a piss the next morning and noticed a seriously bad smell. The gamey, pungent smell was unmistakable. Joe had contracted gamecock.
Gamecock by DutchRub August 1, 2012
A total douche bag troll who has dedicated his life to hating Oregon Sports. This loser claims to have a job, but unless you count cleaning between his mom's toes as a job, he is a liar. And, he is indeed, a liar also. 6BCS is also known as 6 tities and has countless other names he uses to get back to the Oregon board after being kicked off.
The consensus opinion is that 6 tities lives in his mother's basement when he has the courage to sleep without her. 6 tities also has a strange attaction to mullets and actually talked his mother into a mullet hair style, which she still wears.
The kicker in Pet Detective is most like 6BCS, living in mom's home and possessed with a singular thought relating to sports. Meanwhile, the kicker in Pet Detective is a better person as portrayed.
6BCS by DutchRub October 22, 2011
A name for something on the pavement or sidewalk that might be crap or something else entirely-you can not readily identify. Also a surname for a US Senator from Idaho.
Hey Mack, is that dog crap? I dunno, its some kind of crapo.
crapo by DutchRub April 10, 2011

Groin Pull

It is a term first used by NFL announcers to gently describe to the audience that a player had just taken a shot to the nuts.
They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.
Groin Pull by DutchRub December 31, 2010
A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.
Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.
aban by DutchRub December 31, 2010

Textator 

Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".
Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?
Textator by DutchRub March 14, 2010