105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

French fuck

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 15, 2003

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

prize faggots

Large breasts on a woman

Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003