7 definitions by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum
1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.
1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
Boy 1: Why is (generic boy's name) grounded?
Boy 2: Oh, (generic boy's name)? Yeah he got completely rekt. His parents caught him masturbating in the bathroom to his phone, and took his phone away from him. He was so mad that he did not get to finish that he punched a hole in his wall. His parents said they are going to give him his phone back April 1st, but really he won't be able to get it back and finish until April 3rd.
Boy 2: Oh, (generic boy's name)? Yeah he got completely rekt. His parents caught him masturbating in the bathroom to his phone, and took his phone away from him. He was so mad that he did not get to finish that he punched a hole in his wall. His parents said they are going to give him his phone back April 1st, but really he won't be able to get it back and finish until April 3rd.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
1) Old and/or boring.
2) A word boring, uptight people use to describe themselves. People with this trait can be characterized as being quiet, alone, cynical, and generally unfunny.
2) A word boring, uptight people use to describe themselves. People with this trait can be characterized as being quiet, alone, cynical, and generally unfunny.
1) Ad: (Stupid BS about meeting mature women, and uses the word mature)
2) "Be mature and act your age."
2) "Be mature and act your age."
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
1) When you use electricity to stimulate nerve endings in your genitals. Usually to achieve pleasure and the Big O.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.
1) Kart De'Braun used electro stimulation to climax in Physics class.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
1) When the moon appears red during a lunar eclipse. Also called a blood moon.
2) When a female has her period on the toilet. Moon coming from the term, moon cycle, and red from the blood produced. Also called a blood moon.
2) When a female has her period on the toilet. Moon coming from the term, moon cycle, and red from the blood produced. Also called a blood moon.
1) There was a red moon over Odessa.
2) To her family's disgust, Caitlin made a red moon in the shared bathroom. Her brother Joe found it, and decided his sister was a gross, inconsiderate sack of shit.
2) To her family's disgust, Caitlin made a red moon in the shared bathroom. Her brother Joe found it, and decided his sister was a gross, inconsiderate sack of shit.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 16, 2017
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017