Downvoting Victim's definitions

Kelly Clarkson

Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.

Kelly Clarkson is the next Gwen Stefani. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

mrc

MRC stands for Momthrian Regulatory Commission. It is an autocratic system run by a mother who likes to know everything about her children whether they like it or ot. It continues well into their twenties and beyond.

I've been talking to a girl and the MRC says "I don't want to know anything until you're about to marry her."

But she really must know everything from her shoe size to her IQ to her cup size...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

hot topic

An overrated "anti-mainstream" store whose customers assume that individuality can only be earned through self-mutiliation (heavy piercing), mass-produced anti-authority messages, and random references to vastly overrated 80s pop culture.

The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are.

Right now I am not a true person because I don't put pieces of metal in my neck or my back or my dick. If I did I would be an indidvidual and Hot Topic would hire me because I am unique.

by Downvoting Victim July 8, 2006

dorm dictator

Someone who likes to control dorm life to the fullest, and loves power so much that he (or she?) will actually set up and encourage situations of absolutely chaos so they can set the law and act like they are preserving order.

Generally, dorm dictators are very fat and ugly and never can get sex, so they will sabotage anyone else's chances at such activites.

Steve is a fatass retard and he was a dorm dictator. He's planning to commit suicide by eating Carl's Jr. I think a shotgun would be cheaper.

by Downvoting Victim July 9, 2006

family guy

One of the most overrated TV shows of the 21st century thus far. The early years were good, but since its return it has been boring, yet everyone likes it and sees it as better than the Simpsons, even though it is pretty much ripping of the Simpsons completely.

The characters are simple and unfunny.

Everyone else says family guy is funny and doesn't like the simpsons. I think they are insane.

by Downvoting Victim July 9, 2006

momwich

A very mediocre sandwich made by a hurried mother. Usually contains the follows ingredients: Soggy white bread, VERY small strips of lunch meat allegedly with more protein than a hot dog, and wilted lettuce.

Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.

Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.

My mom keeps making me the momwich every day I go to work, and I throw it out and I eat the orange and banana bread she packs me. I've tried to get her to stop making me the momwich, but someone programmed her and I can't delete the Momwich.exe file...

by Downvoting Victim April 28, 2006

Gwen Stefani

R.I.P: 2002.

After creating Hella Good and Hey Baby, Gwen Stefani did what one could only call the act of musical suicide or death by selling out and creating awful music.

She has risen again in zombie form to create hip-hop songs such as Hollaback Girl.

Anyone who thinks the new gwen stefani is better than the old should die.

by Downvoting Victim February 4, 2007