fantasy

In literature and entertainment, a genre of fiction in which entirely different laws of physics and/or psychics operate, allowing people, creatures, and their surroundings to exhibit behavior not possible in reality.
Fantasy literature by J.R.R. Tolkien is quite popular right now.
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
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barrister

A pretentious-sounding, but meaningless word that illiterate ijits, who want you to think they are from some African nation, impress themselves by claiming that's what they are.

The word barrister becomes meaningless when used by people writing emails from email domains from anywhere except Nigeria, but claiming to be from Nigeria.
This Nigeria Scam came today:

BARR. E. NWACHUKWU,
MIRRIOR JUSTICE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
NO5 OLD OJO ROAD, AMUWO ODOFIN
LAGOS-NIGERIA.

Dear Sir,
I am Barrister . Emmanuel Nwachukwu, a solicitor at law. One of my clienta
National of your country, who has lived in my country for many years, and
who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client , Mr Lewis Peter who dead
with his family of three .
by Downstrike June 14, 2005
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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.
The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.
by Downstrike October 24, 2005
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done

1. Finished.

2. The full measure of cooking was finished before food is served.

3. An emphatic expression of confidence, sometimes intentionally involving inappropriate mixing of tenses, especially in CB slanguage, to indicate that something in the future is as sure as if it already happened.
1-2. "I'm done."

"Turn over and brown on the other side."

3. When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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Parliament

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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your date's here

Insult given to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.
After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
by Downstrike October 04, 2004
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Planet Janet

A character from Schoolhouse Rock with rocket engines for legs.
Planet Janet is a galaxy girl.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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