1. A number you dial when there is an emergency, or if you are a
duh-weeb, when you want to ask a question or report something that happened last week.
2. A
Porche.
3. A frequent misspelling of
9/11, which stands for September 11, 2001.
If someone just now stole your 911 (2), by all means call 911 (1), but if it went missing during 9/11, (correct spelling of 3), go stand in line like everybody else.
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Proper form: The Watchtower.
A
Bible-based magazine published by
Jehovah's Witnesses. It, and all associated publications are supported by donations, so they are available without cost.
The Watchtower is published by a non-profit organization, Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. "Watchtower" has never been the name of a religion.
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1. Avid (1) interest or (2) involvement.
1. Sorry, but I'm not into that.
2. Assuming that both parties are into it,
intimacy is the one time when
peeps like to have their personal space invaded.
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1. Psychologically induced, irrational fear of something that should not be all that scary.
2. In common usage, phobia is nothing more than something to accuse others of having when one wants to discount their opinions and be excused to behave in a way that they think is wrong.
1950s:
You shouldn't do that!
Fraidy cat!
1990s to present:
That's disgusting!
Don't tell me you have a
phobia!
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