neen

Short for neener, a slightly ridiculing or teasing interjection used when the situation isn't really worth teasing over.

(thinking to self, he's whining, but he's my friend and I don't want to totally alienate him):

Neen.

(thinking to self, that was so stupid of him, and he's being such a whiner about it):

NEE-NUR!

by Downstrike October 07, 2004

Jehovahphobia

1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.

1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.

by Downstrike December 11, 2004

Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.

Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

legal

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".

See attorney, legislator, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

gotspamit

God damn it, my inbox is full of spam!

Gotspamit, there's nothing here worth reading!

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

bullied

1. adj. subjected to bullying.

2. v. past tense of bully.

We say that someone is bullied because someone else bullied him.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Elián González

A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.

If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.

by Downstrike August 14, 2006