Downstrike's definitions

Crescent City

The most northern harbor on the coast of California. Also, one of the most low-lying and smallest county seats in the state, the seat of Del Norte County. It holds the questionable distinctions of suffering more from tsunami than any other city in the 48 contiguous United States and being the locale of Pelican Bay.

Crescent City has a commercial fishing harbor, but not much of a shipping port.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

Easter

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Ohmygod

Valspeak for Oh my god.

Ohmygod! He is so bagyerface!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.

At the heart of the Heart Of Gold is a heart of gold.

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004