Downstrike's definitions

Snotmail

Frequently euphemized as Hotmail, a MyCrudSoft division that has the audacity to begin charging for a service that still needs beta testing.

I haven't been able to log in to my Snotmail account using Outhouse Express for more than two weeks, and they want me to pay for this?

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.

Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.

I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

obstructionist

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.

When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004