Downstrike's definitions

sitchitation

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

San Francisco

One of those places where no one can both live and work there. Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live there. People who work there live some place like Santa Rosa or San Jose.

The natural result of San Francisco is that people who work in Santa Rosa or San Jose can't afford to live there, because people who live in Frisco took all the houses, and have to live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead.

People used to both live and work in Modesto, but now they have to commute from Sonora or Madera. It's all Frisco's fault, and the sooner one of their faults dumps them in the ocean, the better.

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

homophobic

adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Homophobia:

1. (From homo, meaning "man", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that mankind is dangerous. Possibly related to agoraphobic.

2. An insult made up by ijits pretending to know Latin - unaware of the difference between homo and homos - for use during childish name-calling disputes with other childish, name-calling ijits.

N. form: homophobe.

1. Many wild animals are nocturnal because they're homophobic.

2. "You're queer!" ... "You're homophobic!"

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

corporation

An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.

Corporations have more rights than people do.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004