Downstrike's definitions

too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

job security

Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.

See legislator, lawyer, self-serving, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

fertility symbols

Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

pedaphile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedaphile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

Mountain Dew Code Red

This term is defined sufficiently under Code Red.

The bigotry wasn't called for either.

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

download

What some duh-weebs need to do with a life.

Some duh-weebs can't seem to get a life, so they need to download one.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

murdercycle

A motorcycle, particularly a Harley.

Harley is my favorite murdercycle!

by Downstrike September 16, 2004