Downstrike's definitions

neen

Short for neener, a slightly ridiculing or teasing interjection used when the situation isn't really worth teasing over.

(thinking to self, he's whining, but he's my friend and I don't want to totally alienate him):

Neen.

(thinking to self, that was so stupid of him, and he's being such a whiner about it):

NEE-NUR!

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

Jehovahphobia

1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.

1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.

by Downstrike December 11, 2004

refurbish

To make returned merchandise ready to be sold again. This may or may not include repairing defects.

What do you think we are, a repair shop? Just paint over the defect and send it to the warehouse.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

PIC

Acronym for Presubscribed Interexchange Carrier, refers to a seven-digit code that identifies your long distance carrier to your LEC, or local phone service company.

Get your PIC frozen, or some unscrupulous phone company with high rates can slam you!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.

Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

lilspeak

A dialect of written slang used by littles, mostly on chat and message boards. Spelling is extremely phonetic, reflects child-like speech impediments, and may be otherwise incorrect. Grammar is extremely child-like. Comments frequently reflect child-like miscomprehension of others' comments.

Come to think of it, that describes ebonics, too.

Me tawk wilspeak. Me spel fonetikly waseber dat iz. Me wub my Grammy. She not chidish.

by Downstrike September 21, 2006

you dig?

Shortened form of can you dig it?, usually added at the end of, like you know, a sentence.

1. (Inquiring) Do you understand what I mean?

2. (Belligerent) Shut up and do what I said!

1. Groovy is so far out that it's in, you dig?

2. The chick's not a man, so stop calling her "man", you dig!?

by Downstrike October 15, 2004