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24. friends with benefits
Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.
Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.
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by Doug Hightower Feb 12, 2006 share this
23. Sidewalk Art
Sidewalk Art is chaulk drawings on a sidewalk or pavement. It has become more 3D as more and more talented artist come along.

One can google images about sidewalk art and get blown away.
Without intending to advertise for an artist, this link is only to show an example of the quality and how it is done.

www.rense.com/general67/street.htm

Outstanding. Hats off to all the artist out there!
Artist Julian Beever is famous for his sidewalk art in several countries.
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by Doug Hightower Jan 20, 2006 share this
22. Political Correctness
politically correctness is often used to force someone else to comply with YOUR thinking. Example: Bill Clinton imposed a SIN TAX because HE/THEY could. Being extreme liberal, this was allowed to slide. Georgia's Governor Sonny Perdue ( a republican tax and spend Liberal ) passed a sin tax of his own and banned smoking in the work place, including large manufactoring plants, and any public gathering. He also manipulated the state worker's insurance to charge them an extra 40 dollars per month as punishment.

Now, I said all this.... Still paying attention***

Now the PC target is OBESITY. They have already change the thinking as to what is obese. What used to be twice normal body weight is now just 20 lbs. over normal body weight. Just 20 pounds overweight and someone will shout at you in McDonalds for eating a big mac. (This is already happening).

Soon, those 20lbs overweight will be paying more for airline tickets, health insurance, and the list goes on.

Then what will be next??? Blondes?? Brunettes?? Redheads?? or maybe those who have body odor.

Political Correctness is what will divide the USA again. There will be another split. Conservatives vs Liberals and the hot button issue is Political Correctness. Mark my words, people are talking about it.
21. Bend Over Lover
Gay anal sex. Description of one bending over to allow his male lover to enter his anus.
Andy Dick is a Bend Over Lover
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by Doug Hightower Oct 17, 2005 share this
20. Backstreet
1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.
What a bunch of backstreet boys!
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by Doug Hightower Sep 29, 2005 share this
19. flash
The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
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by Doug Hightower Sep 24, 2005 share this
18. Joke
This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?
It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
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by Doug Hightower Sep 23, 2005 share this
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