24 definitions by Doug Hightower

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The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 03, 2005
Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common?

A: Sooner or later, they will both be laid by a Mexican.
Go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)
Shaved Pussy is better to eat!
by Doug Hightower September 03, 2005
This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?
It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.
What a bunch of backstreet boys!
by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005
A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.
Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.
by Doug Hightower September 12, 2005
Spyware and Adware cripple more computers per day than any computer virus ever has.

Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.

Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.

The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.

If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.

Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.

Google a product before trying it!

Examples for Google Searches:

"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".

Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!

Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!

Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.

Castle Cops will help with the removal of spyware, adware, and browser hijackers, for free.
by Doug Hightower September 03, 2005

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