spüen

plain and simply...."rabbit shit", not rabbit poop, but "rabbit shit"

1. DUUDE YOU JUST STEPPED IN SPüEN!!!
2. I'm tired of cleaning all of this spüen up after my pet rabbit.

by doug February 25, 2004

gorikoza

ultra mega band from long island

Gorikoza - we did what we do

by Doug October 14, 2003

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

t3h gh3y

It means the gay. You use t3h gh3y when you are referring to someone.

Dude, Max, you are t3h gh3y.

by Doug April 11, 2004

Membo

The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.

An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’

by doug April 8, 2003

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003