12 definitions by Dorkmuffin

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Growhawk

The thin strip of grass that the yard guy missed when he mowed.

At first I was mad that Ronnie left a growhawk in the front yard, but it was a great place to hide Easter eggs.

by Dorkmuffin April 25, 2019

Jack the Tipper

Noun: A guy who leaves a dollar per person on the table, no matter the amount of the bill.

After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that night’s party of twelve.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

Grossipe

Noun. A particularly disgusting recipe.

Shep clogged the toilet after eating snacks made from his brother’s new grossipe.

by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.

Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

Make it sleet

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.

Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

chansey

a pink egg cuck
sometimes a green egg cuck

shiny chansey feck

by Dorkmuffin January 5, 2019