13 definitions by DorasOnCrack

Elijah

Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.

In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022

Glitterific

Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️

Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Smut

My favorite thing to read

Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022

Length

What wattpad users call a guys dick

Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022

Tom Riddle

A hot af mf before the nose job

Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022