86 definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone
A very dyke-ish lesbian. They usually dress in army pants and where mens boots and mens shirts. The butch lesbo is also characterized by a butch job haircut. Just like Howie Long's hair style on a woman.
My better half and I went to the County Fair yesterday. It must of been Lesbian Day at the County Fair. I have never seen so many Dyke-ish looking chicks before in my life. This one "lady", who was very butch, cut in front of my ass in the deep fried banana line. I said to her, "hey dyke bitch,your dyke ass just cut in front of me"! She proceeded to kick me in the nuts. Despite the pain I said to myself all bets are off and i dropped her with a nasty left hook. I dont normally hit women but this chick certainly deserved it.The cops came and fortunately arrested the dyke bitch who assaulted me !st......YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 1, 2018
When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 1, 2017
Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 5, 2019
Someone who looks like Don Knotts.Could be male or female but often times a fife is a lesbian woman.
"Me"; I have invited Ashley to our party hon. +hon;: I dont think so Jim Dawg, that fife transgender bitch really rubs me the wrong way. +Me;: whatever you say.I will uninvite "her".
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017