6 definitions by Donald J. Drumpf

ghost love

When you sleep on your arm and wake up with a numb hand AND morning wood, then masturbate. The lack of feeling in your hand makes it feel like someone else is doing it, but you're alone. Must be a ghost.

Had a little ghost love this morning, today is gonna be a good day.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 22, 2019

backlogged

When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.

I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged

by Donald J. Drumpf April 20, 2016

demorganize

To make things less awesome. To remove Morgan from the situation. A sad time.

This party really died after Morgan got called away. Her boss demorganized this party, man.

by Donald J. Drumpf April 2, 2019

Emuét

Noun: a make up artist during the French Belle Epoque period tasked with applying make up to rich people that had paintings of themselves commissioned.

A modern colloquium would be the abbreviated "M.U.A."

The Emuét is required on set in 15 minutes!

by Donald J. Drumpf September 5, 2022

Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 28, 2021

drumpfing

When a wealth famous person deceives an entire nation.

Hitler was successful in drumpfing the people.

by Donald J. Drumpf March 4, 2016