16 definitions by Dogger Dude

Cock Hog

A cock hog is a woman that wants all the cock to herself. It doesn’t necessarily need to in a orgy style fashion, although she certainly would want to dominate in that scenario as well. Sometimes it can be a matter of just not letting another woman get the attention of a man.

Daisy is a real cock hog. She fucked Ricky at the party the other night and then blew Jimmy cause she was jealous he was flirting with another woman. She wants all the attention to herself.

by Dogger Dude May 21, 2021

Bald Beej

A blowjob from a bald woman

Kristy shaved her head in high school. Dennis really enjoyed the feeling of her shaved scalp while she gave him a bald beej.

by Dogger Dude October 10, 2019

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Dogger Dude July 10, 2018

bubblah fart

A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus

We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.

by Dogger Dude March 10, 2018

curly cough

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.

Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.

by Dogger Dude January 14, 2018

Infected seed

A mans sperm that is infected with a disease.

Johnny banged that crack whore crystal the other night raw and released his infected seed inside her.

by Dogger Dude August 14, 2021

Infected Mushroom

A penis that is carrying an STD

I heard Johnny banged that slut raw the other night. Now there’s a good chance he has an infected mushroom.

by Dogger Dude November 25, 2019