deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.

A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

dot commerce

Business done over the internet.

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

by Dodger of Zion April 23, 2006

apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.

"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."

by Dodger of Zion March 04, 2008

stock

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005

Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004