Definitions by Dodger of Zion
human malware
The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.
human malware by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022
wwebsite as on the internet
To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
wwebsite as on the internet by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011
Happy Factory
Happy Factory by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011
hipster box
Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.
hipster box by Dodger of Zion May 2, 2011
cactus ass
A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
cactus ass by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
fail snail
Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
fail snail by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010
Florida Feet
The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
Florida Feet by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010