Dodger of Zion's definitions

hipster box

Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.

Friend A: Did you ever update your Skype?
Friend B: I can't dude, I have a hipster box.

by Dodger of Zion May 2, 2011

Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

by Dodger of Zion June 8, 2004

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010