Dodger of Zion's definitions

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

by Dodger of Zion June 8, 2004

Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011

stock

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

hipster box

Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.

Friend A: Did you ever update your Skype?
Friend B: I can't dude, I have a hipster box.

by Dodger of Zion May 2, 2011