6 definitions by Doctor Geo Zee
A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.
The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.
by Doctor Geo Zee January 23, 2021
The company's server was hacked by ransomware, but the coders recognized the threatportunity, and they could earn some money helping the client get rid of the software virus.
by Doctor Geo Zee June 5, 2019
The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.
by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020
To make a decision about what to eat next, that reflects what might happen later. The avoidance of an unfortunate outcome, out of one or both ends of the digestive system, resulting from choosing not to eat a certain item, dish, or at a particular food establishment.
Larry decided to use good gastrosense and order french toast at the family dining establishment. His friends all ordered the chili topped with jalapenos, and harassed Larry about his panzy-like french food choice. However, later that day, Larry felt good, while his friends all were hugging toilets and praying to the porcelain gods.
by Doctor Geo Zee December 27, 2022
Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.
by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020
Welcome to Chicago Midway airport. The local time is 3:45 pm, and the temperature is 54 degrees. We will be deplaning by row, and we ask for your deplanience. Please stay seated until your row number is called.
by Doctor Geo Zee October 19, 2020