The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?
Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
The only thing that makes adolencense worth while.
If you don't drink underage at some point in your life, you are considered uncool.
The only thing worth in life is parties and a lot of underage drinking
The country where I can proudly say, my dad is from. Great beaches and waters you will ever see in your life. Great food, plus good looking people. Everybody should go there at some point in thier lives (I want to)
I am so glad to have family from portugal
Hours most people work for a living
Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living
A green twinkie is simply put a big wad of cash. And nothing more
I'm hungry for a green twinkie
Allie likes to give head
Mike likes to give head
The pedophile's garage sale
It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.