DizzyLizzy's definitions

aaand you're done

A usually nicer and politer way of telling someone to shut up or shut the fuck up

Tiffany: LyKE omG I gotZ this neW Jessica McClintock dreSSz and I'mm surrE Jason will LOve it1!!!!11

Ashlyn: OmG no waysz!!11 I'm so00 jealous you dumb bitch!11 I want a Jessica McClintock dress

Tiffany: I knOw rite?

Me: aaand you're done

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

yous a hoe

The funniest song sung by Ludacris. I'm a girl, and I like it. Listen to it it's hilarious!

lyrics to yous a hoe
Chorus
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza ho (Ho)
Repeat 1x

Ludacris
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

chorus x2

Ludacris
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

chorus 2x

Ludacris
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

chorus x2

(Ho)
Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on

by DizzyLizzy November 30, 2006

saint patricks day

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

by DizzyLizzy December 7, 2006

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

shakira

A Colombian/Lebanese singer who can belly dance. Her belly dancing skills have made the single ''Hips Don't lie'' She is 4'11 and is very talented.

My favorite shakira song is underneath your clothes

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006