DizzyLizzy's definitions

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

Ja Rule

Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.

Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!

Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame

by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006

waaaambulance

A slang term to descirbe someone who has been whining and bitching so much they need an ambulance

oh em gee let me call a waaaambulance

by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007

strechmarks

A sign that either you a pregnant or fat

The analogy of strechmarks

Prengant: Get some cream

Fat: Lose some weight

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

gaydar

A radar to decect if there is a homosexual near by.

I think you set off my gaydar

by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon had some good shows in the 90's like The Original All That, Clarissa Explians it all, The original Rugrats, Hey
Arnold, The Angry Beavers,and Invader Zim. Then the pot smokers at Nick decieded that good ratings and good shows were bad so they cancelled them all and brought these crappy shows like The new All-That,Unfabulous,FairlyOddparents,
Avatar,and The X's. The only decent shows on there are Drake and Josh, Spongebob, and Ned's declassified.

Me,at age 6: ''Nickelodeon kicks ass!

Me, today: ''Nickelodeon sucks ass''

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006