8 definitions by Disel2013

Butthole fingerpainting

The act of wiping shit on the wall

Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

by Disel2013 January 19, 2018

butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

B'gaggit

Loud ass fart, where your ass speaks a word as you fart

B'gaggit is a earth shattering fart, on top of that your ass speaks to you "b'gaggit". Damn girl that was a loud fart... Did I hear your ass say b'gaggit?

by Disel2013 March 2, 2019

choo choo marks

The act of getting Shit stains in the underwear from a lack of wiping the butt.

Man.. I did my laundry and I had to bleach my underwear due to choo choo marks

by Disel2013 March 30, 2017

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

by Disel2013 January 19, 2018