7 definitions by Diplodicus McPringle

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

Felipe Y Felipe

That motherfucker in the gym that is using all the equipment simultaneously and staring at you while doing it.

"Fucking Felipe Y Felipe"

by Diplodicus McPringle November 11, 2020

Oofsketit

When you’re taking easy L’s but you’re powering through it. Mostly revolved around partying type activities such as taking a phat rip or a thick shot.

***Shmeek passes blunt to hahn***

***Hahn takes a phat rip (coughing)***
“Oofsketit.” -Shmeek

by Diplodicus McPringle October 3, 2019

Issacriss

Ice cream.

Lemme get some of that issacriss?
What is that chocolate?

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

Bakedtroniccus

Haddock wrapped in the intestines of a trout baked in the oven for about 10 minutes (375° Fahrenheit) while being rotated with a select set of herbs and spices balled up in the haddocks mouth.

Well...we could have Bakedtroniccus if it really comes down to it.

by Diplodicus McPringle August 28, 2019

bugalier

The strongest bug in a troupe of 1000 bugs.

I’ve seen that insect before...that there is the bugalier.

by Diplodicus McPringle November 17, 2019

Auxicles

The Greek god of aux

Auxicles type beat

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020