haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

by Santa Clarita Grillers August 10, 2020

haddock

to be a bit ditzy at some point

joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?

by NEWKYASTLEY November 11, 2007

Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

by Gunnlove July 14, 2010

Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

by PortlandMaine March 8, 2014

HADDOCK

an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect

haddock is a legend

by asdfanhwsrjsrjtwarjt May 19, 2016

Captain Haddock

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

by Azvee January 5, 2012

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003