6 definitions by Dimon

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There are more angry nice guys than we'd like to admit, hence this issue deserves a definition.

Its a nice guy who isn't perceived as nice by his surroundings, for the sole reason of being angry. Might be a transitional stage from being a nice guy to assholery. The reasons for anger are multiple - ranging from plain rejection to disliking of whats going on in the world to observing general flaws in human nature and relationships. Symptomes include:
- angry/non-calm complexion
- lack of motivation
- has a high value for truth and expects the same from others
- upon meeting a girl, he will be always polite and try to be a gentleman
- when she tries to take advantage of it, he will break all contact with her. And then the cycle repeats with another woman
- ignored by most women, for the reason below:

women are unable to decide whether he is a "nice guy" (who would do anything to please the woman and get burned in the process) or a "regular asshole" (who treats the woman badly, and who is recognized by her as THE MAN). Neither does the "angry nice guy" fall into the middle category of guys (which is considered to be ideal, as the guy will respect and care for his woman, while maintaining authority in the relationship). As women are too lazy to over-analyze this, they give up and move on to find someone more simple to understand - a nice guy or an asshole.

In sum, even though an "angry nice guy" has more dignity than a nice guy, he is still a nice guy to the core. The only difference is that he is not getting any ass, and more honest than the nice guy.
Emily met an angry nice guy, which she thought at first was a nice guy. But then she saw that he didnt LOOK so happy (as he didnt like to smile and used bad words often), yet acted nice around her. Becoming very confused, she suspected he was really a pretending asshole and has moved on.
by Dimon February 22, 2008
There is only one way to describe her:
Very slim, friendly to guys, pretty average face, but her ass is the most interesting thing about her. Its PERFECT, in all ways, and compared to most women/girls around. Usually the ass is wrapped in flexible tight grey pants, which excellently outline the ass girl's beautiful curve. Ass girls have the best ass in a given area (mostly in colleges), so the plural term is quite rare by itself.

In addition, this term is used to refer to a ass goddess whose name you dont know.
1."that ass girl in my physics 1410 lab.. oh man, I wanna touch that ass! Ooh! But she is too good. A goddess. Damn, I wanna cry! that ass is so big and lucious! And she is so in shape.. and, oh God, look at her, she is standing with her back to me.. Oh, God! Dont make her bend, I WILL EXPLODE. Damn, I cant even focus on the lab! Oh no, she is leaving..."

2."did you see the ass girl today, dude?"
by Dimon March 23, 2006
One of the 3 factions in Command And Conquer 3.
It is an alien race, which depends on seeding tiberium on planets, to later harvest it. In the story-line of the C&C3 world, somewhere in the middle of the 21st century, the scrin invade a tiberium infested earth. The invasion was triggered by the waste laid to tiberium by the firing of the ion cannon by GDI on temple prime, during the escalated NOD vs GDI conflict.

Scrin in multiplayer are often considered overpowered, both in C&C3 Tiberium Wars and the expansion C&C3 Kane's Wrath. Although beatable, many players good and bad, will agree that the race is overpowered, for the sheer reason that it is much easier to win while playing with scrin (while the effort put into winning should be the same for all 3 factions!)

This happens due to: 1) the high effectiveness of their units against infantry, vehicles and air. Many units are specialized to handle all 3. 2) Most of scrin support powers are immediate and not too expensive, so they often cripple opponents early by "point and click" as soon as they reach tier II. 3)Also, their harvesters move both faster and collect resources faster, so you will often have scrin players teching up less than 3 minutes, while for NOD or GDI this will take a while longer. 4)Finally, as it is currently in the expansion pack Kane's Wrath - scrin are especially overpowered, because of the mechapede. Players will tech up in less than 3 minutes and have 2 or 3 mechapedes ready, while most NOD and GDI players will still be building their tech center, or focus on tanks, which are useless against the mechapede.

As mentioned earlier, scrin are beatable, but it takes more skill, effort and time to beat a good scrin player than to beat a good GDI/NOD player, which indicates an imbalance.

Aside from the story-line, the scrin thus are often considered homoerotic. Other gay things online:
- you! :)
- Trolls, your mom jokes, hackers and accusations of hacking.
- Terran Siege Tank in starcraft.
- WoW.
- Snipers and Grenadiers in FPS.
- Raiden, Fujin, Reiko, Sonia, Goro, Kai, Tanya in Mortal Combat 4.
- 99% of facebook applications.
- the fact that GTA fans have to wait many months before a GTA IV PC version comes out.
- 3 scrin mechapedes will wipe out your base.
- 10 scrin seekers can easily destroy most of your buildings.
- a 1500 scrin buzzer swarm + 1000 scrin lightning spike + 1 or 2 scrin seekers, can cripple you easily in a matter of a minute. At the same time, you might be only producing your first tank.
- 4 scrin stormraider air units can wipe out all of your harvesters in 20 seconds, as they dont have to "refuel".
- To beat scrin, you need to look for really good strategies.
by Dimon May 15, 2008
The US president or very simply second Hitler.His an idiot and a fucking prick.Usualy seen with his gay partner Blair.
Fucking prick you see on TV talking about terorists and weapons of mass destraction.
by Dimon December 11, 2003
A word used to describe frustration with a situation or when one has no idea what the conversation is about or what to add to it or when one agrees with the severity of the situation described. The principal is similar to "lol", "whatever" and others.

Moreover, "Bullasses" just sounds funny and it is catchy too. Try it!
Todd: "My gf hates me now because I missed one phone call"
Dave: "Bullasses"
Todd: "I know :D"


you: "So what do you think about Pete getting a promotion?"
me: "Bullasses"
you: "noice!"
by Dimon December 17, 2006
Starcraft Psychology is a way to describe a popular mindset while playing Starfact (online). There is actually a different attitude towards playing each with the Zerg, Protoss and Terran races in Starcraft. Recognizing how players usually treat their races in the game, may actually help to avoid mistakes while playing the game.

Here is my advice to noobs:

1) Zerg are thought to be sparable. Players will not "worry" for losing Zerg units. This happens because Zerg are an alien breed where units are quickly made. For this reason players will make quick rushes, waste units and resources and end up with a lack of units for a time when they are really needed.

2) Terrans are at the other extreme. While the cost and time to make them are somewhere in the middle of all 3 races, Terrans are most human-like. As a result players are too careful to send units when they should, probably because of feelings of guilt.

3) Protoss are the most interesting. While they cost the most, and are somewhat easy to kill (when faced the right type of opponent's units), players often treat them like Zerg units (again because they are "alien" looking and "alien" sounding, like Zerg units).
starcraft psychology, as seen in some cases:
1) Zerg units are often sent to slaughter. Instead, rushes should be conducted more carefully.
2) Terran players often can rush and win but choose caution instead. Rather, a player should seize the right moment and attack.
3) Protoss players will send massive amounts dragoons against terran tanks. As a result, unit number is depleated and takes a lot of time to regain. Instead, these players should preserve every unit.
by Dimon January 21, 2007
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