Dillon Farnum's definitions

Chef

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons

The Horror...The Horror...

by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

actor

A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money

Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends

by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

eh

The greatest catchphrase ever

An lo! The Lord entered the burger joint, and wisenly spake, "Eeeeeeeeeh"

-Happy Days 3:14

by Dillon Farnum January 25, 2005

johnny depp

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005