Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Veterans Stadium

A pile of rubble. That was before it was demolished, mind you.

Javy Lopez hit his record-breaking 41st home run as a catcher (in 2003) at Veterans Satdium. It is truly a shame that he couldn't have done it in more pleasant surroundings.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Double-Cross

To break a promise in a way that harms the person with whom the deal was originally struck. To double-cross is to back-stab and to two-time.

Also, double-crossing can be merely 'ratting' someone out.

Vic was double-crossed by his friend Alan, who informed Nelson Fingers of the upcoming deal.

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

Drivel

Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.

Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?

by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005

Whose

Possesive of 'who'.

I know whose pencil this is!

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005