Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!

News reporters utilize segues when changing topics.

I'm in an honors English class, yet the grammar in it is rather appalling. Misplaced commas, horrid spelling, and run-on sentences seem to be vital parts of English papers now. However, this may have to do with the fact that I attend a school in Georgia.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

Many Southern car dealerships use honesty as a gimmick, insisting that they are "not one of those big-city dealerships".

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

1) I didn't win the college basketball pool, but it had only cost $6 to enter.

2) Dean is a lifeguard at the local pool, despite the fact that he's a pretty bad swimmer.

3) Pool and billiards may be the same game; I'm not exactly sure.