6 definitions by DevilRay97

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Full Scroogetard

To go Full Scroogetard is when you do something shocking and horrible on Christmas.

Shane: Refuses to eat something his wife cooked for Christmas dinner and passes her up on the Yuletide snu-snu as a result.

Shane’s son: You went full scroogetard... never go full scroogetard!

by DevilRay97 December 25, 2020

Yeetza

Any pizza with pineapple on it.

I’ll order two cheese pizzas, one pepperoni, and one yeetza for the cool people 🍍😎👌

by DevilRay97 March 3, 2020

Yeeting it Back

The same as Throwing it Back but you throw it back with such a force that you slide backwards on your feet.

Is this how you Throw it Back??

No! You can’t just joust your ass cheeks backwards! That’s Yeeting it Back!

by DevilRay97 May 17, 2020

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 3, 2023

Psychosocial Distancing

The act of staying home and listening to Slipknot during a pandemic.

Man, I tell ya...all this ‘Rona out here and to make matters worse the neighbor on the other side of us has been wearing a freaky looking mask and head banging/screaming about wanting to stamp you out while he grills sausage and burgers.

Oh that’s just ol’ Douglas, he’s just doing his Patriotic duty and Psychosocial distancing.

by DevilRay97 April 19, 2020