Yuletide

Ingredients

Crushed ice
5 fresh raspberries
2 ounces lemon juice
2 ounces Pink Whitney
2 ounces grenadine
2 ounces Smirnoff Pink Lemonade
2 ounces Raspberry Vodka or liqueur
1 can of 7Up pomegranate

You'll need
1 chilled whiskey glass (look up whiskey glass)

1 shaker
Muller

Strainer
Stirring device (such as spoon)

Put the raspberries into the shaker and mull them (crush them till they're basically liquid but not quite). Then start adding the other ingredients except for the 7Up. Properly shake for 25 seconds and put it to the side. Grab your chilled glass and fill it halfway with the 7Up. Then grab your concoction and strain that in the glass slowly until it's almost touching the rim. Stir and enjoy.

"Yo bro, tis the season you wanna grab a Yuletide and piss in the street?"
"Hell yeah bro, anything with you.)

by Michelangelo Send November 20, 2021

Premature Yuletidation

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.

Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.

by Wood2112 November 25, 2014

Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

by Ayroxus94 December 3, 2015

yuletide log

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

by treehugga69 September 13, 2008

yuletide log

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.

'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log

by thwth December 31, 2010

yuletide carol

a term used to describe a juul, when around family friends or coworkers

im finna leave this barbeque and hit the yuletide carol: mom is getting on my nerves

by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

Yuletide joy

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

by Smokey19 December 23, 2021