17 definitions by Des Lynam's love-gland
A revolting dessert served up in the more depraved quarters of the homosexual community. After wining and dining his bitch, the dominant gay forces a peeled orange up the bitch's ass. After 5 minutes of ass-baking the orange is removed and eaten by the bitch. The practice was invented by prominent gay artist, Briggsy.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 10, 2006
A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
by Des Lynam's love-gland September 8, 2006
Used to describe someone who has heterosexual inclinations but practices homosexuality in order to fit in with their arty friends.
Oi arty dwarf boy. I saw you gobbling that artist outside the club the other night. Didn't know you were gay.
Oh I'm not gay, I'm Briggsysexual. I only suck cocks because it makes me look oh so boho.
Oh I'm not gay, I'm Briggsysexual. I only suck cocks because it makes me look oh so boho.
by Des Lynam's love-gland August 22, 2006
In the mid-nineties London's gay art community threw what has become a legendary barbecue. A group of 6 arty queens masturbated over a quarter-pounder which they intended to enter for a prestigious art prize. Leading gay artist Briggsy watched the spectacle before mincing into the centre of the group and hungrily devouring the well-seasoned burger. Subsequently any burger liberally coated with jizz has been termed a Briggsy Burger.
Its a shame those queers didn't get to enter their Spunk Burger for the Briggsy Prize.
Not really. Briggsy spewed the whole lot and won the prize with his pile of vomit. "Briggsy Burger" was snapped up by Saatchi for 8 million quid.
Not really. Briggsy spewed the whole lot and won the prize with his pile of vomit. "Briggsy Burger" was snapped up by Saatchi for 8 million quid.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 12, 2006
Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
by Des Lynam's love-gland September 5, 2006
A hot beverage, popular in art circles, comprising scrounged coffee, cadged milk and stolen sugar. Invented by and named after Briggsy, the famous art dwarf who boasted that he'd never paid for a coffee in his life.
by Des Lynam's love-gland October 11, 2006
A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"
Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.
Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
by Des Lynam's love-gland November 27, 2006