10 definitions by Dentar

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!
by Dentar June 6, 2009
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The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.
Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!
by Dentar August 11, 2012
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Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.
Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!
by Dentar February 3, 2010
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The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.
I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!
by Dentar July 25, 2006
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A game kids (mostly boys) used to play on the playground where they stand with their feet shoulder width apart whilst throwing a pocket knife point down between their own feet. The boy who gets closest wins. Getting the knife in your foot is an automatic win.
You remember Jim Bob Cletus Scroggins? He got all them scars on his foot by playin' mumblypeg!
by Dentar September 14, 2009
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A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
by Dentar January 30, 2011
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An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
by Dentar June 24, 2006
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