65 definitions by Dennis

Lost Wages

Perjorative name for Las Vegas, Nevada, due to the tendency of one to lose money in gambling. Also spelled with dollar signs in place of each letter S (Lo$t Wage$)

Joe went to Lo$t Wage$ and lost his shirt.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

Cliterrific

Awesome to the sex max in a way that surpasses terrific; incredibly orgasmic in nature

Man, that H-clap last night was cliterrific!

by Dennis August 19, 2004

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by Dennis July 11, 2003

exactly what it says on the tin

The label on the item in question is self descriptive, and leaves no doubt as to what is contained in the package.

"Tin" refers to what they call "cans" in England.

"This label says 'fireworks'. What's in the box?" "Exactly what it says on the tin.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

pack of fags

1) (slang, somewhat perjorative) A group of homosexual men.

2) (British slang) A package of cigarettes.

A british man went to a convenience store in San Francisco and said to the clerk, "I'm feeling rather gay today, may I have a pack of fags?"

by Dennis October 25, 2003

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003